I don't usually do this stuff, but this one looked fun.
  
    My pirate name is:
    
  
    Mad Roger Kidd
    
   
  
    Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate.    Arr!
    
  Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.
     
												
						
					
You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid
of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. You have the good fortune
of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one
of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!