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Here's the story in Orlando.....
#1. I'm here, and you're not (well most of you).
#2. It's very hot here. This evening, dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) fell from the sky in LIQUID form! I'm fortunate to have gotten under cover before being burned.
#3. It could be the heat, but I think something terrible has happened to the snow here. It all green and fuzzy -- like its covered with some kind of mold. I think the heat and humidity have caused it to go bad. Maybe they can get it all nice and clean and white by the time you folks get down here.
Aside from the strange green snow and hideously dangerous free falling liquid DHMO, things are good here. I'm in a hotel near the airport, and have pre-programmed my Garmin NUVI 350 with the locations of the Penske truck rental, the UPS Cargo Depot, and the Yach & Beach Club hotel; and will be making the pickup first thing in the morning.
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And what's this about the snow? Damn you, global warming...damn you!