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I have received a copy of the letter from Mr. Paulson to a state Senator, asking for funds. I post it here for your interest.

By Andrew Pollack on 09/23/2008 at 07:37 PM EDT

DEAR ESTEEMED SENATOR;

REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE.

WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE UNITED STATES TREASURY WHO ARE INTERESTED IN EXPORTING OF LOANS OUT OF OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN THE HANDS OF OUR BANKERS. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.

THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST BANKING AND REAL ESTATE REGIME HERE IN THE UNITED STATES, THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-VALUED IN VARIOUS MARKETS. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT SET UP A FEDERAL CREDIT SYSTEM AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED MORTGAGE FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE LARGEST BANKS ON WALL STREET READY FOR PAYMENT.

HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT OF THE UNITED STATES, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE TREASURY TO LOOK FOR A CONGRESSIONAL PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US $700,000,000,000 (SEVEN HUNDRED BILLION U.S DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING OUTSTANDING MORTGAGE EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE EXPORTATION OF MORTGAGES.

PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST TWO (2) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION BY TEL/FAX; 419-1-555-0419, YOUR CONGRESSIONAL DISTRICT'S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR STATE'S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT IN YOUR STATE'S NAME.

WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSACTION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,

HENRY PAULSON,
DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (ME/$$/419/666) IN ALL YOUR RESPONSES.


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re: I have received a copy of the letter from Mr. Paulson to a state Senator, asking for funds. I post it here for your interest.By Dwight Wilbanks on 09/23/2008 at 11:12 PM EDT
I think this might be a fake, how did you get ahold of it, you're not a senator.

Anyway, no big deal, I've got a similar arangement with a Nigerian government
official, they are sending me a ton of cash, I just had to pay some trivial
bills for them, I'm so lucky they contacted me. I can't wait for the money to
get here!
re: I have received a copy of the letter from Mr. Paulson to a state Senator, asking for funds. I post it here for your interest.By Jason on 09/24/2008 at 05:31 AM EDT
You mean they're dealing with you too? I thought I had an exclusive
arrangement with the Nigerians. I sense some duplicity, and suggest you
terminate your arrangement forthwith. I will do the same, serves them right.


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