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Imminent unplanned satellite re-entry

By Andrew Pollack on 02/17/2008 at 12:30 PM EST

Have no fear, FEMA is here. Our government is protecting us from the imminent unplanned satellite re-entry. Here you'll find the documents forwarded through our incident management chain of command. For those of you reading this story from outside the U.S., you can likely follow the same procedures.
First Responder Guide Memo 02-14-08.docFEMA ERG Responder Guide - Space Object - FINAL-02-14-2008.pdf


Guys, I've seen this in the movies a dozen times and I know just what happens. You may wish to acquire this critical information to supplement your skills if the worst happens.

http://tinyurl.com/cehkd


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