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Time for a new expression. Roommate Annoying.

By Andrew Pollack on 01/09/2006 at 09:26 AM EST

Ok, we all have heard of "Coyote Ugly" -- someone so ugly that if you were to wake up with them after going clubbing you'd gnaw off your own arm to avoid waking them as you got out of there. Its now time for a new expression.

"Roommate Annoying" will now officially mean someone who annoys you so completely that they no longer have to actually DO anything to be an annoyance. You're pissed off by their simple presence. You're pissed off even though you've let the other stuff they've already done go by. There's an important distinction here - you can't still be angry about something specific. No, to be considered "Roommate Annoying" the person has to be completely gone from your mind most of the time, but when they enter your senses by entering a room, calling you, or leaving evidence of their having been present you're set off on a simmering rage. That's "Roommate Annoying".

For those guessing, no, this has nothing to do with my wife or anyone else in my house. :-)


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My own thoughts on this are...By Wild Bill on 01/09/2006 at 06:23 PM EST
But Andrew - you work from your own office.. ? Up the meds, perhaps ? ;-)

I was once offered 300 bucks to inform a co-worker that he really really smelt
bad - and this was in a very hot and crowded office.. Odd how I get all these
jobs..

---* Bill
My own thoughts on this are...By Jon Johnston on 01/09/2006 at 11:15 PM EST
And then there's "Double Coyote Ugly" - you'd gnaw both arms off so she
wouldn't find you looking for a guy with one arm.....


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