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Shit Happens - A old favorite

By Andrew Pollack on 12/21/2007 at 09:36 AM EST

This is an old favorite of mine, I thought I would look up and re-share. As we reach this time of such religious fervor in the U.S. and around the world, it will be of value to understand each other's viewpoints a little better. This is the shortest comparative religion course you can ever take.

  • Taoism: If you understand shit, it isn't shit
  • Hinduism: This shit happened before
  • Confucianism: Confucious say 'shit happens'
  • Buddhism: Shit will happen to you again
  • Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
  • Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
  • Sikhism: Leave our shit alone
  • Jehova's Witness: Knock Knock. shit happens
  • Atheism: I don't believe this shit
  • Agnosticism: Can you prove that shit happens?
  • Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
  • Protestantism: Shit happens, amen to that.
  • Judaism: Why does shit keep happening to us?
  • Orthodox Judaism: So shit happens, already.
  • Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you
  • Rastafarianism: Let's smoke that shit
  • Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama
  • Nation of Islam: Don't take no shit
  • New Age: Visualize shit happening
  • Shintoism: You inherit the shit of your ancestors
  • Hedonism: I love it when shit happens
  • Satanism: sneppah tihs
  • Existentialism: What is shit, anyway?
  • Scientology: If shit happens, see Dianetics p. 137
  • Mormonism: Excrement happens (don't say shit)
  • Baptism: We'll wash the shit right off you
  • Mysticism: This is really weird shit
  • Voodoo: Shit doesn't just happen - We made it happen
  • Wicca: You can make shit happen but shit will happen to you three times

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Unitarian Universalists?By Rob McDonagh on 12/25/2007 at 10:51 PM EST
What, no UU entry?

Unitarian Universalism: Shit may happen. Or it may not. Either way is fine,
so long as everyone respects everyone else's shit.

/speaking as a man who is raising his daughter as a UU.

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