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Greetings from Orlando!

By Andrew Pollack on 01/17/2008 at 11:36 PM EST

Here's the story in Orlando.....

#1. I'm here, and you're not (well most of you).

#2. It's very hot here. This evening, dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) fell from the sky in LIQUID form! I'm fortunate to have gotten under cover before being burned.

#3. It could be the heat, but I think something terrible has happened to the snow here. It all green and fuzzy -- like its covered with some kind of mold. I think the heat and humidity have caused it to go bad. Maybe they can get it all nice and clean and white by the time you folks get down here.

Aside from the strange green snow and hideously dangerous free falling liquid DHMO, things are good here. I'm in a hotel near the airport, and have pre-programmed my Garmin NUVI 350 with the locations of the Penske truck rental, the UPS Cargo Depot, and the Yach & Beach Club hotel; and will be making the pickup first thing in the morning.


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re: Greetings from Orlando!By Chris Blatnick on 01/18/2008 at 06:47 AM EST
Not dihydrogen monoxide!!! Will it even be safe to walk between the Swan and
Dolphin?!!! ;-)

And what's this about the snow? Damn you, global warming...damn you!
re: Greetings from Orlando!By Timothy Briley on 01/18/2008 at 09:43 AM EST
Welcome to Florida. At this point I'm guessing that you've already called a
real estate agent back home to put the house up for sale. Meanwhile you're
trying to figure out what part of Florida to move to.

I like the panhandle myself. In any case I had to move here. The winters in
Atlanta were killing me.
re: Greetings from Orlando!By Danny Lawrence on 01/18/2008 at 11:31 AM EST
Be careful with the DHMO Andrew, if you get too much of it in your lungs it can
kill you!


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